The 2009 RAZZIE Nominations!

By Brian Kronner on 02.02.2010

The Nominations for the 2009 Razzies have been released, and among the most mentioned movies are 2 Bam Kapow staple topics: GI JOE and TRANSFORMERS 2. Here is the list…

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
• All About Steve
• G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
• Land of the Lost
• Old Dogs
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (aka Trannies, Too)

WORST ACTOR OF 2009

• All Three Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience
• Will Ferrell, Land of the Lost
• Steve Martin, Pink Panther 2
• Eddie Murphy, Imagine That
• John Travolta, Old Dogs

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009

• Beyoncé, Obsessed
• Sandra Bullock, All About Steve
• Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
• Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Sarah Jessica Parker, Did You Hear About the Morgans?

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
OF 2009
• Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience
• Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper, All About Steve
• Will Ferrell & Any Costar, Creature or "Comic Riff," Land of
the Lost
• Shia LaBeouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, Transformers: Revenge
of the Fallen
• Kristen Stewart & Either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang,
Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
OF 2009
• Candice Bergen, Bride Wars
• Ali Larter, Obsessed
• Sienna Miller, G.I. Joe
• Kelly Preston, Old Dogs
• Julie White (as Mom), Trannies, Too

WORST SUPPORTING
ACTOR OF 2009
• Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
• Hugh Hefner (as himself), Miss March
• Robert Pattinson, Twilight Saga: New Moon
• Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), Land of the Lost
• Marlon Wayans, G.I. Joe

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF
OR SEQUEL
• G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
• Land of the Lost
• Pink Panther 2 (a Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST DIRECTOR OF
2009
•Michael Bay, Trannies, Too
• Walt Becker, Old Dogs
• Brad Silberling, Land of the Lost
• Stephen Sommers, G.I. Joe
• Phil Traill, All About Steve

WORST SCREENPLAY OF
2009
• All About Steve
• G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
• Land of the Lost
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST PICTURE OF THE
DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
• Battlefield Earth (2000)
• Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
• Gigli (2003)
• I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
• Swept Away (2002)

WORST ACTOR OF THE
DECADE
• Ben Affleck: Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor,
Surviving Christmas
• Eddie Murphy: Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Imagine That, Meet Dave,
Norbit, Showtime
• Mike Myers: Cat in the Hat, The Love Guru
• Rob Schneider: The Animal, Benchwarmers, Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo,
Grandma’s Boy, The Hot Chick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Little
Man, Little Nicky
• John Travolta: Battlefield Earth, Domestic Disturbance, Lucky Numbers, Old
Dogs, Swordfish

WORST ACTRESS OF THE
DECADE
• Mariah Carey: Glitter
• Paris Hilton: The Hottie & the Nottie, House of Wax, Repo: The Genetic
Opera
• Lindsay Lohan: Herbie Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me, Just My Luck
• Jennifer Lopez: Angel Eyes, Enough, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Maid in Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, The Wedding Planner
• Madonna: Die Another Day, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away

So TRANSFOMERS 2 (or ‘Trannies, Too’ as they call it) edges
out GI JOE in noms by a count of 7-6. This makes for a strong geek showing at the upcoming Non-Award show. I can’t think of 2 movies more deserving…

razzies 2010

Also, being the 30^th Anniversary they are choosing Decade winners as well. You’ll notice Ben Affleck got a nod for his turn as Daredevil.

ben affleck daredevil movie

12 Comments

		2010-02-03 00:02:03 SupaScoot Now how the hell do you nominate Hugh Hefner for a Razzie? Anything that man does is golden and he deserves a Nobel prize just for living... Shame on you, Razzies, shame on you... All males on their staff must now hand in their Man Cards immediately, thank you.

		2010-02-03 00:02:44 Enter4none DD costume stank through all the movie, but the directors cut benefited the story A LOT, then again, I actually follow DD religiously. G.I.Joe and Trannies-2 deserve all the smearing they're getting, saw both for free (friends invited me, suckers) and they were physically painful to watch, and don't give that "they're for the kids, it's their audience" or "the fx were awesome", both were crap covered in CGI glitter and lens filters.

		2010-02-03 13:02:31 atheistgirl I quite liked DareDevil. It wasn't great, sure, but wasn't as bad as some people say. And not as bad as the Elektra film.

		2010-02-03 14:02:48 coyotegospel And where is Wolverine? I should have at least got a nod at the Worst Director or Worst Screenplay. To be fair though, it wasn't quite in the same league of bad as Trannies, Too or G.I.Joe...

		2010-02-03 16:02:18 Dr. Kronner I purpose a new category for next year to solve this Wolverine issue. "MOST EGREGIOUS ABUSE OF MARKET STUDIES AND OVERPRODUCTION". It goes to the studio that fucks up the most shit, and is awarded to FOX every year.

		2010-02-03 16:02:22 Fisticufflinks To be fair there is no one to single out for the horror show that was called X-Men Origins: Wolverine. That was due to Hollywood overproduction and post shot editing. Too many hands touched that shit. That's why I'm not looking forward to Wolfman like I should be. Development HELL! HOLLYWOOD ruins too many things.

		2010-02-03 22:02:15 bubaroni spot motherfucking on, battlefield earth by a god damn landslide. you know, i watched repo: TGO and i didn't even recall paris being in it, i had to go check and recheck.

		2010-02-03 22:02:19 Norman bubaroni - Dude, you have too cool a name to not have a picture with it. Hit us with some Bubba Ho Tep or something.

		2010-02-03 22:02:39 Sykishi WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE- � Freddy Got Fingered (2001) If anyone really thinks that movie isant a masterpiece of entertainment and hilarity then they are simply not human.

		2010-02-03 23:02:09 bubaroni i finally settled on this one and it came out lookin' like crap to man.

		2010-02-04 07:02:40 Fisticufflinks Doc Great Idea! But you sure that FOX gets it every year? What about the year that Marvel/Disney puts out the "F-RON" Spider-Man flick? (just fuckin' with ya.)

		2010-02-05 13:02:45 SupaScoot The year that happens, Fist, it will be oscar, not razzie, oh shit, no i cant even say that with a straight face... Efron For Spider-Man!

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