A gift from on High

By Brian Kronner on 01.12.2010

The oh-so anticipated THOR movie, in my opinion, had one glaring weakness. Said weakness has since removed himself.

Stuart Townsend, just as he did with LORD OF THE RINGS, has dropped out of a major movie the day before shooting was set to begin. Townsend was originally set to play Aragorn and quit to be in LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN, only to be thankfully replaced by Viggo the day before shooting was to start. Now he has dropped out of THOR to be replaced with a no name, who no doubt will be a better choice.

Townsend, who I recognize as the inspiration for this recent run of pussified vampires we’ve been seeing lately, played Lestat in QUEEN OF THE DAMNED. A movie so weak it makes TWILIGHT look masculine.

Well now we will instead be introduced to Joshua Dallas, one of the rare Americans in this movie. Dallas thus far has a career highlighted with 2 episodes of DR. WHO and a bunch of movies I’ve never seen.

So, here is your new Fandral. Enjoy.

7 Comments

		2010-01-12 15:01:04 DEATHDEALER Stuart Townsend is a douche-turd-sandwich. I would have loathed LOTR is he had played Aragorn. Viggo is the shit and i love just about any character he plays. This is a huge blessing. ...Stuart Townsend: "FUCK YOU!!"

		2010-01-12 16:01:02 Fisticufflinks DEATHDEALER speaks words of truth.

		2010-01-12 18:01:41 yaguara Amen to that!!

		2010-01-13 04:01:16 Toni Smith Sure, he may not be that great of an actor, but he's banging Charlize Theron, so he must be doing something right.

		2010-01-13 09:01:35 Norman Yeah, he's doing something right. He's sticking it to Theron, that's it. And that doesn't affect me.

		2010-01-13 14:01:21 yaguara Poor, poor Charlize! If I knew her self-esteem was low-enough to climb on top of that monkey I'd have either a) suggested a good counselor or b) taken advantage of her myself!

		2010-01-21 00:01:34 bubaroni i'm so happy i could could give money to the homeless. hahaha who am i kidding.

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