If Superheroes Were Assholes

Ever wonder how you would act if you had super powers? I would of course dedicate myself to helping the common man and bettering society. Fine, maybe I wouldn’t go that far, but Cracked shows us what it might look like if superheroes were assholes. Click the link for all of them, I’ll show you a few of my favorites.

Let’s face it, if we had super powers and lived above the law, it would be almost impossible to not let our inner dick shine through. We asked you to show us via Photoshop what a world of douchebag superheroes would look like, and offered $50 to the winner. 

Awesome… that Facebook identity reveal is the best.

“Dear Gotham City,

Yes, Batman’s secret identity is rich-bastard-douchebag Bruce Wayne.

That’s what you get for eating all my food from the Justice League fridge asshole.

Love, Super-motherfucking-man

 P.S. Btw, Wayne is on the juice.”

Epic.