Iron Man 2 Teaser Poster

So the Iron Man 2 teaser poster is out and it tantalizes the mind about as much as a Mormon milf’s skirt pants. I think everyone’s aware that a sequel to Iron Man is on the way but its nice of them to create such a loud reminder to stand out in the halls of theaters where movie goers are blessed with the posters of all the cinematic gems being showered upon us this summer. With such tragedies as G.I. Joke and Transformers Two: Michael Bay Strikes Back ("This time he wipes his bloody dick on your childhood’s favorite stuffed animal once he’s done gorilla fucking the fond memories of your youth.") Ok so maybe that’s not the official tag line or synopsis but it bloody well should be. Still its nice to know there’s a light at the end of tunnel somewhere, just have to get through the summer of suck first.