New, Not-At-All Disturbing, Anime-Themed Pillows

There are moments when I, as a member of the breast-having gender, think that men are secretly goofing on us with this chesty fixation.  Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if a person appreciates a nice pair of chesticles; it just gets so over-the-top at times that I become suspicious.

The latest example?  A new limited edition series of anime-themed pillows being sold in Japan, called MuneKyun☆Dakimakura, or Chest-Tight☆Dakimakura.  (Dakimakura = Hugging Pillow) Now, pillow cases with pictures on them, that’s not a new idea.  Hey, and you can already purchase full-body dakimakura with different cartoon ladies on them for your…hugging needs.  But these latest pillows have something a little extra built in.  Or a lot extra, or somewhere in-between.

“I call this meeting of the sexy pillow council to order!”

That’s right, the trend of putting 3-D breasts on otherwise flat images continues!  You may have already seen the mouse pads (link potentially NSFW) with squishy breasts for wrist-rests (do they allow those in offices in Japan?), so maybe this is just the next logical step.

“Respect me for my mind!”

No, no I’m wrong, logic has no place here.  This is a place of breasts and the men who love them but cannot or will not bring home a pair attached to a living person.  A place to poke, prod, squish, massage and giggle without fear of any resistance, comment, or change whatsoever in expression from the girl attached.

“Thank you for trimming your nails.”

I suppose these pillows are the better alternative to breast-hungry maniacs groping strangers on the street, and at the end of the day it’s all relatively harmless…But honestly.  You can tell me the truth; this is a huge prank on women, isn’t it?  It’s just so…I mean, it’s a bit sad otherwise, even for hentai otaku.

Ah well, at least there aren’t pillows out there with other anatomically correct 3-D features.  And If there are, please oh please keep that aspect of the prank to yourselves.

Photos courtesy of AkibaOS.  The official site for MuneKyun Dakimakura can be found here.