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Stoya-way Pleasure Controller Keeps Nerds Celibate
By David Crosslin
on 03.04.2009
Microsoft and China unveil their latest attempt to crush the psyche of the 18-40 year old male gamer, their most loyal demographic. Let’s look at the timeline: Ludicrous Xbox 360 launch price of $599.99. Check! Ruining the only bankable and platform-specific title, Halo, with a horrible third installment and a strategy game that is surely destined to stock the used section of GameStop. Check! Giving female gamers, who are a rare breed in the first place, yet another reason to not sleep with their vastly more desperate male counterparts. Check! The $49.99 / year subscription fee is no longer the only way Microsoft is telling you to f*ck yourself. 0 CommentsYou must be a Member to post comment Click here to Login New User? Signup |
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